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squirrelin' 

When a person is working very aggressively to attract a mate. Generally increased with alcohol and time.
Yo he's squirrelin' so harddd.
I know and she's not intrerested at all.
squirrelin' by Squirrel Master69 December 24, 2010

Squirrelin' 

adj; A way of describing a person, object or event as going crazy; NUTZ!!!
"Dam that party last night, shit was squirrelin'"

Guy 1:"Dude wheres your girl"
Guy 2:"OH. I left that bitch, she was squirrelin'"

"I got that girl squirrelin' on my nuts"!!!
Squirrelin' by Mr.Dirty951 May 11, 2010

squirrelin 

the act of trying to catch a nut in a sexual way.
the guy in the club was squirrelin on that hoe hardcore
squirrelin by kaley and becca March 2, 2011

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

“Squirrel it away” 

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.
“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.
“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!