Squirreled up 

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

Squirreled up by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018

Squirreled up 

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

Squirreled up by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018

gettin' squirrely up in here 

A phrase used to describe a situation that is totally out of hand or ridiculous.

JB: Did you see the Katies and Bridget spiking their drinks with vodka in the breakroom?

Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!

gettin' squirrely up in here by Fireball BD March 23, 2012

quirreled up 

To sit with your legs folded up on people furniture tighter than a Buddha Doll

Look at her all quirreled up on my couch!

quirreled up by The_Ultimate_Z April 23, 2020

squirrel uprising 

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

squirrel uprising by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019