Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

Squirrel Faced by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

Squirrel Face 

A quotation used for describing someone with a squirrel like face

I remember who you are now...My brother used to call you Squirrel Face at school!!

Squirrel Face by Soozy Magoozy March 7, 2009

Squirrel Face 

When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...

Squirrel Face by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012

Squirrel face 

1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks

2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel

Damn, that girl be a squirrel face! Man, dawg, look at that squirrel face....*throws up*

Squirrel face by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007

Squirrel Face 

A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows

Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..

Squirrel Face by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018

SquirrelFace 

A person who watches too much anime, also this person cannot shoot a basketball because his aim is utter garbage.

Hey bro you wanna play 1 on 1 at the gym, sorry for interrupting your anime life but let's go, *a few minutes later* First play of the one and one the squirrel face's ball, brick all day cuh.... SquirrelFace means you trash and you suck at basketball you get it now.

SquirrelFace by TheGoatMamba May 26, 2018