SquirrelFace 

A person who watches too much anime, also this person cannot shoot a basketball because his aim is utter garbage.

Hey bro you wanna play 1 on 1 at the gym, sorry for interrupting your anime life but let's go, *a few minutes later* First play of the one and one the squirrel face's ball, brick all day cuh.... SquirrelFace means you trash and you suck at basketball you get it now.

SquirrelFace by TheGoatMamba May 26, 2018

Squirreljack

When you are out looking for chicks, and your friend picks up the chick you wanted to bust a nut with.

Todd had this awesome stripper last night, then Jeremy showed up and did a squrreljack. Afterwards Jermey didn't have any money and Todd paid for the Squirreljack.

I was sitting with this fine stripper last night, and then my wife showed up and pulled a squirreljack. She got dances from her the rest of the night.

Squirreljack by Johnnyp5757 October 22, 2010

Squirrel Face 

A quotation used for describing someone with a squirrel like face

I remember who you are now...My brother used to call you Squirrel Face at school!!

Squirrel Face by Soozy Magoozy March 7, 2009

Squirrelfriend 

is someone you share nuts with. the nuts may be yours or theirs, but this is a particularly chipper and comforting lil something-something..

good lord--nothing but haters in this town!! good thing i got a squirrelfriend!

Squirrelfriend by Scorpio Rose March 5, 2012

Squirrel Face 

When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...

Squirrel Face by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012

squirrelfuck 

one who fucks squirrels
fucking like a squirrel
one who fucks like a squirrel?

He's a squirrelfuck.
Yesterday i decided to squirrelfuck and i made a furry lil baby.
I squirrelfucked his mom and she popped out a squirrel.
i feel like i was made by my mom getting squirrel fucked because im harier than a bear.
i think his mom squirrelfucked someone to make him because he can fit big nuts in his mouth but has tiny nuts.

squirrelfuck by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008

Squirrel face 

1. A woman with a huge ugly face, resembling that of a squirrel with nuts in its cheeks

2. Hitting someone with the face of a squirrel

Damn, that girl be a squirrel face! Man, dawg, look at that squirrel face....*throws up*

Squirrel face by Dapizzimp February 26, 2007