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Squirgling

Verb: the act of making out with someone's nose. Involves sucking, licking, caressing, and kissing.
"Kiss me in a way you've never kissed me before."
"Muah muah muah, mgmglgmglg squirgling mmgmgl."

- Hotshot II


Squirgling by Maltheangel February 18, 2009
Words you can keep

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls
I’m participating in Stop Squirting September
Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.
"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

squirtling 

The sexual act of shoving a garden hose up your partner's anus until the water comes out of their mouth. The spiritual successor to charizarding.
Did you hear about Stacy and Brandon? I heard they were squirtling last night
squirtling by pastramillion November 15, 2018

squinglidging 

The act of cleaning one's anus with another's tongue. Often being so thorough and gentle with their tongue cleaning one's hemorroids as well as every anal pube. This is often done by a lover or a really close friend.
Me and my buddy Jeff are so close that when i told him about my dirty hemorroids he started squinglidging my ass out of nowhere. What a good friend.
squinglidging by El Duderino111 February 2, 2013

squidging 

when you're hugging someone, and for a moment you hold them tighter, you're squidging them
"So i was hugging her, and she said something cute, so i squidged her"
squidging by peachstar June 24, 2005

squirtling 

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.
"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."
squirtling by Bojangelz October 27, 2012
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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