squirch

A burp, passing gas and sneezing at the same time v.

That guy just squirched, and I've never seen, and heard anything like that before.

by Baamf May 12, 2014

Squirch

To have an exclamatory reaction that produces moisture due to excessive levels of attractiveness (to be used for people, places, and things)

Upasana saw his body and immediately started to squirch everywhere.

by slimesaurav July 1, 2025

squerch

Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.

"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"

by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

Squinched

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Squinch

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

by Phuqit November 11, 2006

squimchy

An accurate description of a squishy frog.

That frog is looking very squimchy, and not at all plumpshous.

by Squimchy Frog_Lover 69 January 21, 2022

Squitch

A baby sasquatch

The mother sasquatch and her squitch were seen crossing the road.

The bigfoot was video taped along with its two squitches.

by Gio Marron July 30, 2010