Squimsters

Big eyed jelly worms that borrow in dirt, Often seen, hunted, or pets on or near LEAFborn.

Stay away from them Squimsters, you know what happened the last time.

by anonymous December 11, 2022

squitters

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.

I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Ant Squirters

Nipples that point towards the ground (ants are usually on the ground). Commonly found on female breast that aren’t perky or men with man boobs.

“Look at her ant squirters”
“At what age did they turn into ant squirters?”
“I hope my boobs never turn into ant squirters”

by RT86 May 23, 2018

Squirters

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.

Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.

by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010

squidster

Possibly the best person you can hang out with. Though people will deny it, they will always be thinking about him/her. A unique, humorous, and an awesome person, that likes to have fun.

you have to hang out with Emily! she is such a squidster!

by squidster March 16, 2008

SQUINTERS

Squinters are anything that tastes so sour that it makes a person squint.

Typically, certain varieties of apples and first crop grapes, and other fruits, are so sour they will make a person squint.

Mary tried one of those grapes but decided not to buy any because they are squinters.

Ben made an apple pie using some squinters.

Those plums are so sour they are squinters.

by WhistleBerries July 13, 2011

squeasters

The colorful discharge from a penis or a type of crop.

i went and checked my squeasters last night and it seems someone has ravaged them.

by Howie Feltercrotch August 9, 2010