Squihea 

Squihea is adding squishy and diarrhea to form a loose, foamy, airy, and watery stool that causes frequent trips to the commode.

An elderly customer couldn’t make it to the bathroom on time, leading to Squihea dripping down their leg.

Squihea by WGM GOAT July 16, 2024

choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".

You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.

choking a squidhead by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011

squidhead 

People that spend too much time in online worlds and virtual reality. Originates with the technology shown in the 1995 movie "Strange Days".

Uber drivers don't like it when squidheads be wire-trippin' on clips in the back of their limo.

squidhead by nobodyhuhuh March 23, 2013

squisheasy 

When something is easy to squish, or squishable, it is considered "squisheasy".

Me: "Would you like some Jello?"
Joe: "Jello? No thanks. It's too squisheasy for me."

squisheasy by 1st Lady Pinner December 18, 2009

Squihad

(Skwee-hawd) Broken, twisted, messed up, not quite right. Often refers to inanimate objects.

This morning, my hair was so freaking squihad!

What's the matter with those binoculars? Oh, they're just a little squihad.

Squihad by _pooty_ July 21, 2005