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squirtbutton
squirtbutton by Rule May 13, 2005
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Squidbutt • Squad butt • Squad Butter • squirtbutton • scudbutter • squidbully • squidette • Squidlett • squidnut • Skud Butter
squirtbutton
squirtbutton by Rule May 13, 2005
Squidlett
A dangerous half mermaid half squid woman who clings onto you after squirting her love ink all over you and will eventually drag you to your death in the watery depths.
Squidlett by Wolfskin89 April 30, 2019
scudbutter
when you take the diahrea out of the toilet and smear it on your toast and feed it too a tied up prostitute
scudbutter by XIV-northside-sk-all-day July 13, 2011
squidbully
Squidbully, is the tactic used by lawyers in order to influence things to their side.
as a noun - a term for an aggressive lawyer.
a combination of the words squid (often thought of being slippery bottom feeders) and the word bully someone who uses intimidation or harassment against an individual.
might also be used in reference to politicians.
as a noun - a term for an aggressive lawyer.
a combination of the words squid (often thought of being slippery bottom feeders) and the word bully someone who uses intimidation or harassment against an individual.
might also be used in reference to politicians.
We just spent 3 hours dealing with the squidbully in a deposition debate, where he tried to ruin our character.
That squidbully is responsible for getting that (thief / killer/ junkie / lair / insert adjective here) out of jail.
Tom went to court with a friend and they won against that squidbully.
Did you catch the latest of the squidully debate?
What did the squidbullies decided on the national deficit?
That squidbully is responsible for getting that (thief / killer/ junkie / lair / insert adjective here) out of jail.
Tom went to court with a friend and they won against that squidbully.
Did you catch the latest of the squidully debate?
What did the squidbullies decided on the national deficit?
squidbully by al3y August 22, 2011
squidnut
Squidnut the nicest person you will ever meet and the funniest they are so hilarious and almost make you pee your pants! Mentioned she is beautiful and any man would love to date her! She is so sweet and kind and has a big mouth she swears all of the time (only hilariously)
squidnut by Thathandleisalreadyused May 21, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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