Did you read the latest squickrotica? "She climaxed, and her mewls of pleasure that echoed through the grill of the Burger King fast food restaurant made him lose his creamy load inside of her. His sperms splattered against her cervix like a mostly-empty mayonnaise jar squirting its last contents in-between air bubbles."

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Squidiot

a) one who by ignorance, arrogance, or corruption, destroys a solid future for short term immediate gain. b) logistically impaired individual somehow in charge of operations c) a dangerously desperate spineless invertebrate whose survival is reliant on inky cloud of sneakiness/deceit and its own selfish predatory nature

That guy Mike is a real squidiot

Squidiot by SquidBurned March 26, 2018

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Squidiot

"A dumb mother fucker that does not care nor give 2 shits for his life, so wears minimal to 0 gear, to possibly kill themselves on a motorcycle." - YummiR6

"Squidiots always feature in chromed out 'Busa's or Gsx-r's. A squid in general ( to the Motorcycle community is equivalent to riced out cars.) They are the basic beginner riders that always go for a Gixxer.. Don't Be a fucking Squidiot.." -YummiR6

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Squidmontolatriophobia

Fear of Brian with a Y (Bryan)

Bro 1: "Dude I have Squidmontolatriophobia"
Bro 2: "The fuck is that"
Bro 1: "The fear of Brian with a y"
Bro 2:"BRYAN?! UUUUUUGGGGGHH THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING"

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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