Squidiot

a) one who by ignorance, arrogance, or corruption, destroys a solid future for short term immediate gain. b) logistically impaired individual somehow in charge of operations c) a dangerously desperate spineless invertebrate whose survival is reliant on inky cloud of sneakiness/deceit and its own selfish predatory nature

That guy Mike is a real squidiot

Squidiot by SquidBurned March 26, 2018

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"A dumb mother fucker that does not care nor give 2 shits for his life, so wears minimal to 0 gear, to possibly kill themselves on a motorcycle." - YummiR6

"Squidiots always feature in chromed out 'Busa's or Gsx-r's. A squid in general ( to the Motorcycle community is equivalent to riced out cars.) They are the basic beginner riders that always go for a Gixxer.. Don't Be a fucking Squidiot.." -YummiR6

Squidiot by PKowis YummiR6 Subscriber April 22, 2014

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Squidiot

When a person is acting idiotic, and in a squid-like manner.

Boy 1: Dude, did you talk to Cassi yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah man, she was acting like such a squidiot...

Squidiot by Squid I. Diot January 21, 2010

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squidiot

by definition by yummiR6: a dumb motherfucker that does not care two shits for his life so wears minimal to zero gear to possibly kill themselves on a motorcycle

did you see that squidiot fly by on that chromed out hayabusa/gixxer?

squidiot by YR6 April 21, 2014

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Squidiot

Those teammates in Splatoon that forget rainmaker checkpoints and just rush towards the goal before realizing you can't score more without getting the checkpoint and then die with the rainmaker in the enemy base, having scored basically nothing. Also commonly seen missing the basket in Clam Blitz, or just feeding their brains out. Whatever weapon they main, they don't know how to use it.

"This fucking squidiot got a 3/18 k/d, then picked up the rainmaker and fed with it in overtime"

Squidiot by Silvia.exe October 24, 2022

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Squidiot

A very bad player at splatoon

Portmanteau of squid an idiot

I splatted him like 1000 times yesterday. What a squidiot!

Squidiot by ErPhox05 March 10, 2024

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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