Squiads
An incurable viruse that it's only affective to squirrels which will cause them tho suite in a month
Squiads by Michael just do it jackson October 26, 2015
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The Squids from Chicago
Popular punk band from Chicago from 1990-2002, featuring Joey Spatafora on lead vocals, Billy (People are Still Having Sex) LaTour, Emery Yost on bass, Scott Bahry, Bob Fesus and Judy Johnson. Spatafora recently wrote and stars in an upcoming indie cult film, "The Good Food Guy And The Doo Doo King", along with Bahry. LaTour wrote most of the original score for the film. The Squids greatest hits cd is called "4 Floors Of Whores" on Hot Dog Water Records. Known best for their hits "Bad Haircut" , "The Harmonica Song", and "Every Time She Calls My Name" otherwise known as "The Boner Song".
The Squids from Chicago are the original Squids, and all the other bands who say they are Squids, are really not.
The Squids from Chicago by Deuce Loosly January 10, 2009
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Squaids
Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.
Squaids by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021
squaids
politically correct goon squads
I recently seen a Cartoon that I used to watch when I was a kid. But now it was all censored no thank to the Politically Correct Goon Squads
politically correct goon squads by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009
Squaids
A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.
You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids
Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"
Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."
Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"
Guy 2 "Squaids man,"
Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."
Guy 2 "Yeah..."
Guy 1 "......"
Guy 2 "..."
Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"
Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"
Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."
Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"
Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."
Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"
Guy 2 "Squaids man,"
Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."
Guy 2 "Yeah..."
Guy 1 "......"
Guy 2 "..."
Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"
Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"
Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."
the squids
we all know of {the ants 😡🐜} but do you know of the squids 😡🦑? inspired by braeden lemasters, the ants is the new edition of the viral ants tiktok meme.
use it as a joke, by itself, or warning people of danger.
use it as a joke, by itself, or warning people of danger.
the squids by Averagepotato September 22, 2019
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