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Squeezmos 

Main squeeze, the one you want to be with for all kinds of squeezing (see squeeze, squeezie etc). Lover, best friend- if you are also lovers.
You are my best squeezmos ever; I love you so much.
Squeezmos by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014
Words you can keep
A softish hug given to special people for positive reasons.
He/She gave a squeezish to his/her friend.
Squeezish by Ja'zz May 20, 2008

Love Squeezins 

The act of sex between two consenting people; usually involves no strings attached relations
Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!
Love Squeezins by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009

Squeezies 

A hilariously sexual sounding word, that can be used in place of blowjob, footjob, canoodling, muff butt willies, or rimmy. No singular form can be made. And Definently not a hug stop foolin.
Negotiator: what are your demands?
Jamaal: I want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. I want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.
Squeezies by 2HitlersLolzing@aJew February 3, 2013

grape squeezers 

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.
Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!
grape squeezers by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

ball squeezins 

Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.
Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.
ball squeezins by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008

Squeelosh 

1. What comes out of a pregnant baboon's vagina after you hang her upside-down from a tree and beat it with a baseball bat.

2. An extremely gay and flamboyant individual. One might say that no one would respect a Squeelosh.
1. After a long journey, the adventurers were starving. They would eat anything, including Squeelosh.

2. Squeelosh ruined the field trip for everyone; I hope the teacher doesn't let him come next time.
Squeelosh by CALFeb HiJinx May 7, 2009
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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