Squeezmos

Main squeeze, the one you want to be with for all kinds of squeezing (see squeeze, squeezie etc). Lover, best friend- if you are also lovers.

You are my best squeezmos ever; I love you so much.

by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014

Squeezish

A softish hug given to special people for positive reasons.

He/She gave a squeezish to his/her friend.

by Ja'zz May 20, 2008

Love Squeezins

The act of sex between two consenting people; usually involves no strings attached relations

Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!

by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009

Squeezies

A hilariously sexual sounding word, that can be used in place of blowjob, footjob, canoodling, muff butt willies, or rimmy. No singular form can be made. And Definently not a hug stop foolin.

Negotiator: what are your demands?
Jamaal: I want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. I want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.

by 2HitlersLolzing@aJew February 3, 2013

grape squeezers

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.

Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!

by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

ball squeezins

Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.

Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.

by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008

Squeelosh

1. What comes out of a pregnant baboon's vagina after you hang her upside-down from a tree and beat it with a baseball bat.

2. An extremely gay and flamboyant individual. One might say that no one would respect a Squeelosh.

1. After a long journey, the adventurers were starving. They would eat anything, including Squeelosh.

2. Squeelosh ruined the field trip for everyone; I hope the teacher doesn't let him come next time.

by CALFeb HiJinx May 7, 2009