Squeet Squeet

Squirting Barbeque sauce on your titties

“She stood in front of those boys and did a squeet squeet!”

by ObnoxiousGoddess March 15, 2019

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squeet

A shortened version of Square Ft.

Kurtis- "Ok set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, and I'm talking like, only 4,000 squeet."

by poweredbyraycon February 12, 2022

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yeet chicken squeet

A phrase that is similar to the meaning of the word yeet, although it is said at times when there is nothing else to be said. A phrase related to both yeetation and squeetation.

Me: Send Nudes?
Her: What are we ?
Me: Yeet Chicken Squeet!

by $imoney7 October 24, 2016

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The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)

Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.

by The Real Egon Spengler April 18, 2014

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