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A shortened version of Square Ft.
Kurtis- "Ok set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, and I'm talking like, only 4,000 squeet."
squeet by poweredbyraycon February 12, 2022

yeet chicken squeet

A phrase that is similar to the meaning of the word yeet, although it is said at times when there is nothing else to be said. A phrase related to both yeetation and squeetation.
Me: Send Nudes?
Her: What are we ?
Me: Yeet Chicken Squeet!
yeet chicken squeet by $imoney7 October 24, 2016
The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
when looking for an apartment, or speaking about the square footage of something, (SQUare) and (fEET), squeet.
My apartment is 800 squeet.
squeet by CindyStank July 31, 2007
A shortened version of the phrase “square feet.” Coined by Kurtis Connor on December 31, 2021.
“Okay set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, okay, and I’m talking like ONLY 4,000 squeet.”
-Kurtis Conner
Squeet by DestroyaOfKurtistown January 1, 2022
a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
squeet by morellocherry August 3, 2009