Squeejaw

adjective meaning cock-eyed, crooked, or generally just deviant from the ideal.

You parked the car a little squeejaw. It'll be hard to get my car in the tiny space you left me.

Squeejaw by the Lonely Ghost April 2, 2010

squeehawed 

slightly crooked.

My crack head neighbor's teeth are squeehawed

squeehawed by youramonkeybuttbirdbrain February 28, 2011

Squeejamming 

Verb; Passing gas in public, then quickly making one's way to the other side of the room to avoid blame and humiliation. Squeejamming, to squeejam.

After eating an immense broccoli and bean burrito at the food court, Biff found it necessary to "cut-and-run" through the mall for the rest of the evening. This is known as Squeejamming.

Squeejamming by nomorewirehangers July 19, 2007

SqueeKawaii 

An over-obsessive fangirl's description of a cute guy in a cartoon that they're obsessed with.

Omg! Remy Buxaplenty is so SqueeKawaii!
I wouldn't take it that far, bro...

SqueeKawaii by Kawaiikitsune August 22, 2014

squeejarred 

To be applied incorrectly as to damage or missuse.

Why won't this fit back in the box?
Because you've got it squeejarred.

Don't put my hat on your big head you'll get it all squeejarred!

squeejarred by Panamman April 17, 2009