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Get Squeaky 

I'm hecka not trying to date you, but we could get squeaky once my babysitter falls asleep.
Get Squeaky by asthmaticdan January 10, 2017

Squeaky Friends 

The friends we all know and love
-Sora The Troll
What’s up my Squeaky Friends, can you please turn down your mics?
Squeaky Friends by Sora The Troll September 9, 2020

Squeaky squid

A young boy with a high pitch voice and is slimy af. This phrase originated in the suburbs of Welton to name and shame the squeaky squid himself and ever since has been used across the world
OMG! That Luke Sanders is a right squeaky squid
Squeaky squid by BeefBall March 4, 2017

Squeaky Tea Pot 

When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?

Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.
Squeaky Tea Pot by Mel Daddy April 9, 2021

Squeaky Friends 

Hey squeaky friends, want to play roblox?
Squeaky Friends by sora senpai September 9, 2020

Squeaky door 

When a man straps a dildo to his back during a threesome with two women. The women then lay one in front of the man and one behind. The man proceeds to place his penis in the woman in front of him and the dildo in the woman behind him. The then begins to piston in and out fucking both women simultaneously.
Man1: 'God my back is killing me'
Man2: 'What did you do?'
Man1: 'I took 2 girls back to my place last night and gave them a squeaky door. It mustve fucked my back up'
Squeaky door by Ironpig94 August 25, 2011
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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