Skip to main content
a tiny animal that looks like a badger, beaver, and a squirrel all at the same time
guy #1:"dude what is that?"
guy #2:"i don't know its probably a squeadger."
Squeadger by kiki wilso February 26, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

Squeaker farts 

Squeaker farts are high pitched in sound.
Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !
Squeaker farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016
Related Words

Squeaker 

A squeaker is a child on an online voice chat that has not yet reached puberty. The squeaker will talk in an extremely loud voice, to the point of the audio level needing to be turned down for the comfort of the listener. The squeaker is infamous for using execcive profaity on voice chat, inserting a swear word in nearly every sentence, as they think it will make the older boys think he is cool. The other kind of squeaker is the sex obsessed squeaker who is in the middle of puberty, and will constantly talk about sexual acts that he has ever done, and will use nothing but sexual terms to insult other players.
Pre-pubecent squeaker: You little shitface cock lover! Fucking fuck you! He fucking shot my fucking guy with a fucking gun and he fucking ran and I fucking died and then I fucking respawned and he's fucking dead and...(most headsets hve been taken off at this point.

Sex-obsessed squeaker: Dude, she sounds hot! I would totally fuck her 100 times! Have you guys ever heard of Britney Spears? She's so hot, I would do her so hard. Did you just kill me? I'm totally going to fuck your girlfriend!
Squeaker by Tell me yours first January 24, 2008

Squeaker 

An annoying voice that has not yet gone through puberty and is currently playing M rated games or "cool" games and clearly sucks. This person could get easily annoyed if nothing goes their way.
Squeaker: "IM GONNA KEEL YOU!!!!"
*Get's shot*
Squeaker: "STOP KEELING ME!!!!"
*Get's spawn killed*
Squeaker: "HAACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Squeaker by xmancrushmonday April 14, 2015

Squeaker Squad 

A group of guys on call of duty that are age 15+ making their voices sound like little kids. They troll (mess with people) on call of duty and people rage quit the game, and/or life.
Hey guys, its Lui Calibre with episode #29 of Squeaker Squad (on YouTube).
Squeaker Squad by NerveTrollz May 21, 2013

Little Tommy Squeaker 

A name given to those high pitched farts that often come as a result of trying to hold one in while in a public place.
John: "Did someone just stand on a creaky floorboard?"
David: "No, that guy over there with the red face just let off a Little Tommy Squeaker"
Little Tommy Squeaker by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Squeaker 

A term referring to prepubescent kids, most especially those playing online games. These types of kids generally talk or complain constantly with their prepubescent high pitched voices causing annoyance to the mature players. Be warned, as calling these kids a squeaker will generally cause them to literally start squeaking.
(High Pitched Squeaker Voice): STOP KILLING ME. YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR. STOP KILLING ME BEFORE I GET A CHANCE TO KILL YOU. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP...

(Mature Voice): Damn kid. Shut up and stop squeaking.

(High Pitched Squeaker Voice): SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK
Squeaker by Master H8R September 29, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next