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An annoying voice that has not yet gone through puberty and is currently playing M rated games or "cool" games and clearly sucks. This person could get easily annoyed if nothing goes their way.
Squeaker: "IM GONNA KEEL YOU!!!!"
*Get's shot*
Squeaker: "STOP KEELING ME!!!!"
*Get's spawn killed*
Squeaker: "HAACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by xmancrushmonday April 14, 2015

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Every gamer's worst nightmare.
"OH SHIT!!!!! IM LAGGIN!!!!!!"
by xmancrushmonday April 11, 2015

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A drug that everyone can't resist taking.
"Man I need like, 16 doses of sleep. Hook me UP!"
by xmancrushmonday April 11, 2015

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Stupid dumbasses who have no life.
Person 1: Daft means stupid
Person 2: Oh.. So stupid Punk?
Person 1: You're daft
via giphy
by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

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A happy-go-lucky guy who lives with a yellow piece of fabric named Bert. Secretly Bernie plots the downfall of the happy sunshiny days of Sesame Street and will end up ruling a dictatorship.
Ernie smiles alongside with everyone else as the fireworks light up the sky. What everyone else doesn't know is that soon, the whole place will be covered in flames within a 10-mile radius.
by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

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Intensive walking while playing an instrument.
"When you march, you want to take your foot and place it in front of the other foot."
"Wait, isn't that walking?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MARCHING LOOK AT MY FUCKING FEET. THIS IS FUCKING MARCHING BAND NOT WALKING BAND."
by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

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An alternative which is used by many people who do not own phones to take selfies and to post them on social media.
"Guys check out my new instagram post."
"Ew you took it on photobooth?"
"No I didn't..."
by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016

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