An elderly male who wears a hat when going out in public. An elderly females who wears a guazy scarf over her head. The headwear is not removed in the automobile and is clearly visible while tailgating because you're already at least 10 miles below the federally mandated speed limit. Often times the visible hat is the only clue the said slow vehicle is actually occupied, and may be accompanied by white knuckles at approximately ear level.
I could've been here 20 minutes ago, but I got stuckbehind some hatsquader doing 30 in a 55...and I couldn't pass!
Meaning he is in a large group of friends that he always hangs out with.
Big shaq: "I'm alone right now, but everyday mans says 'squadeded up',"
"You knowlike that, asnee,"
Charlie Sloth: "What wa -- wha.."
Big shaq: "Squadeded up,"
Charlie Sloth: "Squadeded..?"
Similar to a selfie, but when you take a selfie with your besties --your squad. Squadee is the picture taken with a cell phone of a group of people that includes the self.