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Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

squanching 

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!
I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum
squanching by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018

Squawking dragon

During intercourse when a male both ejaculates and rips ass at the same time. Truly one of the best feelings of all time although it may lead to you being single.
Dude, last night I totally pulled the elusive squawking dragon with my girlfriend. She was less than impressed.

Stephen Sqawking 

While having sex, you place your penis into the recipient's mouth, then violently thrust back and forth, damaging thier vocal cords.
Jennifer: Hey, why aren't you talking?
lee Ann: ...
Jennifer: oh, the ol' Stephen Sqawking.

squatching 

Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.
Let's go squatching.
squatching by Frank Vincent Lauria December 19, 2008