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Squashling

The word used to define a young child, or teenager. Essentially, someone younger than yourself but under the age of 18.
How was the little squashling today?
Squashling by lewNandy January 23, 2011

Skashling 

Intensely stroking anothers hair, massaging ones shoulders, and/or biting/tickling. This act is usually seen when one request it from another.
Zac "Marcos, I'm in the mood for some skashling, you in?"
Marcos "Yea man. Hand over those lucious locks!"
Skashling by Billy the gun September 10, 2010

soft squishing 

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"
soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.
I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.
squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.
Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squoshing 

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.
Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).
squoshing by jah20twenty January 22, 2014