Squasages

Squasages aka sausages by anyone who can not say or spell sausages. These are the meaty products stolen by the Crocomedile in Punch & Judy.

Oh no, the Crocomedile has me squasages, what is Judy going to say.

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Saucing Sausages

Last night I was getting sauced as fuck son! Saucing it up, saucing sausages and spraying sausage sauce all over myself and everyone present

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“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”

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Code closeted republicans to state their Trump support, without backlash.

Hey, Chicken Sausages.
I know, but they're trying to catch him riding dirty.

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When a bunch of dudes are hanging out and there's no chicks around.

Wow, this party is a complete suasage fest, get some chicks here quick.

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A man who goes on discord 2 til 6 because there parents don’t allow it they also has a supermassive pp

@sausageswiper ur gay
@*** no u

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Dude, Mary has some ogre sausages, it looks like a barbecue down there!

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