squartle 

When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.

Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?

Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead

squartle by shabadoggy October 21, 2013

Squartle 

Strangle to kill; squash to kill

Omg my sister just squartled that bug yesterday!

Dont squartle him, let him die peacefully!

Squartle by Nightmare_a7x March 29, 2017

Squirtle On My Turtle 

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

Squirtle On My Turtle by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Squirtle Squad

The most badass Pokemon group ever. They rob, kick ass, take bitches hostage, and put out fire.

Team Rocket sucks the cocks of the Squirtle Squad!

Squirtle Squad by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012

Squirtle 

A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.

Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!

Squirtle by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018

squirtle 

This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.

1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*

squirtle by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff? 

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.

Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff? by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011