Definitions by shabadoggy

squartle 

When a guy masterbates behind a corner untill someone passes by so the guy sneaks up on the person and ejaculates on them.

Man #1: Dude did you go to the club?

Man #2: No i wanted to squartle instead

squartle by shabadoggy October 21, 2013

slutzilla

Your mom.

Dude you mom is a slutzilla.

I know :-(

slutzilla by shabadoggy October 21, 2013