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1. The act of smashing the female genitals until said genitals excrete moist discharge. Usually involving male penis but has been know to use some of the following: bat, banana, hair dryer, etcetera.. phallic objects.

2. Commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, "watermelon."
Hey Alex and Sam, I was just saying how this freak went all sqwatermelon on me after I used this banana on her.
by SlippyJ November 17, 2011
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