sqwatermelon

1. The act of smashing the female genitals until said genitals excrete moist discharge. Usually involving male penis but has been know to use some of the following: bat, banana, hair dryer, etcetera.. phallic objects.

2. Commonly mistaken for the only word that rimes with, "watermelon."

Hey Alex and Sam, I was just saying how this freak went all sqwatermelon on me after I used this banana on her.

by SlippyJ November 17, 2011

Squartermelon

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

Qwatermelon

A watermelon - in the fruit context - sold by the quarter.

Morrisons are selling watermelons at £1.00 a quarter! They should call them Qwatermelons!

by 6-M@N June 18, 2014