quartermelon

Like a watermelon, but 25% of the size. Literally one quarter of a watermelon...

I wanted a damn watermelon, why do I only have a fucking quartermelon you fucktard?

by RubberduckR October 3, 2020

Squartermelon

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

qatermelon

A queer watermelon.

or

A misspelling of watermelon.

That watermelon looks like a qatermelon... gay

Lmao she said qatermelon instead of watermelon. Better bully her for it

by HeyPete October 31, 2018

Qwatermelon

A watermelon - in the fruit context - sold by the quarter.

Morrisons are selling watermelons at £1.00 a quarter! They should call them Qwatermelons!

by 6-M@N June 18, 2014