quartermelon

Like a watermelon, but 25% of the size. Literally one quarter of a watermelon...

I wanted a damn watermelon, why do I only have a fucking quartermelon you fucktard?

quartermelon by RubberduckR October 3, 2020

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Squartermelon

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

Squartermelon by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

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quartermelon • qatermelon • Qwatermelon • Squartermelon

qatermelon

A queer watermelon.

or

A misspelling of watermelon.

That watermelon looks like a qatermelon... gay

Lmao she said qatermelon instead of watermelon. Better bully her for it

qatermelon by HeyPete October 31, 2018

Qwatermelon

A watermelon - in the fruit context - sold by the quarter.

Morrisons are selling watermelons at £1.00 a quarter! They should call them Qwatermelons!

Qwatermelon by 6-M@N June 18, 2014

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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