Squarenuts 

The perpetually unemployed guy at the union hall who never gets off the bench to take a job call.
The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".

Biff: You'll never guess who I saw at the hall today.
Happy: Not old Squarenuts?
Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked?
Happy: Hells no.
Biff: Good old Squarenuts.

Squarenuts by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009

spongebob squarenuts 

Well Spongebob has square pants....so he's bound to have square nuts!

Spongebob's been wearing those squarepants for so long they've shaped his nuts!

spongebob squarenuts by The Debasser May 2, 2005

Spongeknob squarenuts

A very sexy porno including sponge knob and cheeks

yo dude did you watch Spongeknob squarenuts yet
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing

Spongeknob squarenuts by GemThrive June 15, 2018

SpongeKnob SquareNuts

one of my favorite things to make my friends watch

Tyler: In order to join the cool kids club you have to watch SpongeKnob SquareNuts
Me:Dying with laughter

SpongeKnob SquareNuts by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

Squarebutt 

Any square ass loser who always be floorin his v-tec and parking it in reverse, and who wont play outdoor basketball because he might get sick

This SquareButt Ri Hea (refer to picture)

Squarebutt by Pimp McPimp November 30, 2006

squarepusher 

amazing IDM music artist, real name Thomas Jenkinson. Squarepusher is signed to Warp records and known for his frenetic fast pseudo-jungle stuff.

mother: "what's that new album you've bought then?"
son: "its squarepusher's new release"
mother: "can i listen to it?"
-son plays album
-mother's head explodes

squarepusher by ezkrldn January 8, 2006

Spongevladimir Squareputin 

Popular Russian children's program sponsored by the Unity party of Russia. See also Badical for description of quality of show.

Hey Vasiliy! Did you see last week's episode? Spongevladimir Squareputin got fired from the Krusty Khrushchev!

Spongevladimir Squareputin by Andropov April 16, 2004