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squirtbutton

she squirted when i "pushed the button"
squirtbutton by Rule May 13, 2005

spongebob squarenuts 

Well Spongebob has square pants....so he's bound to have square nuts!
Spongebob's been wearing those squarepants for so long they've shaped his nuts!

squirtbutton

it's another word for clit.
keep pushin.
et voila, she'll squirt
"yesterday i did work her squirtbutton" :D
squirtbutton by Rule May 13, 2005

Squarenuts 

The perpetually unemployed guy at the union hall who never gets off the bench to take a job call.
The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".
Biff: You'll never guess who I saw at the hall today.
Happy: Not old Squarenuts?
Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked?
Happy: Hells no.
Biff: Good old Squarenuts.
Squarenuts by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009

Spongevladimir Squareputin 

Popular Russian children's program sponsored by the Unity party of Russia. See also Badical for description of quality of show.
Hey Vasiliy! Did you see last week's episode? Spongevladimir Squareputin got fired from the Krusty Khrushchev!

Spongeknob squarenuts

A very sexy porno including sponge knob and cheeks
yo dude did you watch Spongeknob squarenuts yet
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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