Squantz

When someone hovers over the toilet to take a shit.

Wes had the bad shits so he had to Squantz.

Squantz by OtterCreek April 5, 2026

squantified 

Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify

Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year

squantified by The Squanto September 2, 2019

Squanter 

Banter between squash players, generally about squash and/or subjects related to squash.

you played shit in that game - yeah well you lost to someone in a wheelchair - Great Squanter

Squanter by cfsquash July 17, 2011

squantify 

Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits

We need to squantify how we manage our customers and suppliers, it’s totally inefficient.

squantify by The Squanto September 2, 2019

squanto level 

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell

dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful

squanto level by the originals bro September 6, 2013

Squantagio

a fellow who’s hips are wider than his shoulders

“that homie built squantagio”

“he was dealt the squantagio gene”

Squantagio by Jonx Jornis May 10, 2023

Squintzy Workout 

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.

Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!

Squintzy Workout by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010