Squantz
Squantz by OtterCreek April 5, 2026
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squantified
Adjective
(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)
To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb
Simple past tense and past participle of squantify
Origin
Derivative of squantify
(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)
To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb
Simple past tense and past participle of squantify
Origin
Derivative of squantify
squantified by The Squanto September 2, 2019
Related Words
Squantz • squanto • Squant • squantch • squintz • Squantanious • Squantified • squanizzle • Squantagio • Squantch-Nugget
Squanter
squantify
Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
squantify by The Squanto September 2, 2019
squanto level
to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
squanto level by the originals bro September 6, 2013
Squantagio
Squantagio by Jonx Jornis May 10, 2023
Squintzy Workout
A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.
For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.
Squintzy Workout by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010
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