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Squanding

Bonding with your squad.
Ant'wan, Ca'tron, Knighttrain, and Ma' key$ha spent the afternoon squanding.
by Codegreen February 26, 2015
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Quick Sanding

The act of showing too much interest in another person making you appear desperate and less desirable to them. The term "Quick Sanding" is referring to if you were standing in quick-sand trying to get out- the harder you try the quicker you will sink.
Her: "I tried calling him, texting him, even went to dinner with his mom. Then I tried to add him on Facebook. I still haven't got any response. I know....I will try texting him again!"
Person listening to her: "You are Quick Sanding so bad right now- Please just stop!"
by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019
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Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.
Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding
by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020
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Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015
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Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
by Rob smitch January 21, 2019
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sounding board

A sounding board is a good listener, and either confirms what they hear or offers an opinion when the sound they hear is "off key".
Thanks for being my sounding board. It helps me grow to have someone that listens to me and offers feedback when needed.
by mateu March 5, 2009
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Pocket-sanding

The act of pulling collected sand/dust from your pocket and unleashing it on your foes eyes in combat.
“The motherfucker won by pocket-sanding my eyes and kicked my ass while I was blinded
by Crackheadlover69 June 6, 2018
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