Sqozed

The past tense of squeeze

We sqozed through the people

by Kea02 January 24, 2020

sqozen

when you squeeze somthing it becomes sqozen

if something is freezed it becomes frozen.. if something is squeezed it becomes sqozen

by Gareth2007 January 2, 2008

kaiser sozed

When somebody up and disappears. Can be used when your friend was just there and disappeared, or when you told somebody they was about to get jacked.

I told that fool 'if you mess with my girls again, ima drop u' and the next thing i know... that fool Kaiser Sozed...

by Akachan June 12, 2007

Squozed

Past, Present, and Future tenses of squeeze.

I got squozed before, during, and after I am squeezing.

by Squozed Inc. March 9, 2020

kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

Snozed

Snozed

The past tense of the verb to sneeze.

Pronounced {snow-zed}

I just snozed, so I need a tissue ahora, ayudame!

by onefourthlady November 11, 2009

keyser sozed

Pretending you're headed to the bar or the bathroom and instead leaving the establishment to either pass out, puke, or go bang a nasty hood rat and to never be heard from again.
(and more importantly avoiding the shit storm of your friends heckling abuse for either admitting you're leaving because of the aforementioned reasons!)

"You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? "My guess is you'll never hear from him again."

I keyser sozed out of that place and never looked back. SUCKERS!

by SEEKA January 13, 2007