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SpyPhone 

What to call your phone when you feel like a person/organization/government is spying on you through your smartphone. This can be because maybe you did something that you feel may have drew attention to you, or perhaps you just feel your privacy may be compromised by a hacker or a stalker.
EX1 -
Person 1: I am hoping no one figures out I bought that weed on the dark web.
Person 2: Your phone may be the next candidate to become a SpyPhone, buddy.

EX2 -
Person 1: Why the f*ck is my camera on? I didn't open the camera app!
Person 2: I heard that you broke up with your psycho boyfriend/girlfriend yesterday, your phone might be a SpyPhone now.
SpyPhone by lordcg January 28, 2018
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PYTHON-SYPHONER 

somebooody that loves to sypthon the penis(PYTHON) in and around their mouth...
Ohhh shit that guy is a bit of a python-syphoner i heard
PYTHON-SYPHONER by naenaenahnah March 13, 2021

Cock syphoner 

When a chick of the lower class sucks you off so well that it's like a tweeker syphoning the gas out of the unsuspecting neighbors car.
Hey have u meet Jordan? I heard she was the best cock syphoner on this side of the trailer park.
Cock syphoner by All laced up September 1, 2017

Semen Syphoner 

A person who sucks semen from balls and/or dick.
You know that girl Jenna? She's such a semen syphoner.
Semen Syphoner by Salliemae November 6, 2015

shyphone 

When someone hesitates to let you see their phone.
Can I see your phone *hesitates then pulls it away* you are a shyphone
shyphone by Nanetin September 19, 2015

Syphoner 

A somewhat demonic being that sucks the life out of other beings to stay alive
Vladimir, Nasus, Morgana and Swain are all syphoners in the 4th set out TFT
Syphoner by Dictonarian March 11, 2021
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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