2 definitions by lordcg
What to call your phone when you feel like a person/organization/government is spying on you through your smartphone. This can be because maybe you did something that you feel may have drew attention to you, or perhaps you just feel your privacy may be compromised by a hacker or a stalker.
EX1 -
Person 1: I am hoping no one figures out I bought that weed on the dark web.
Person 2: Your phone may be the next candidate to become a SpyPhone, buddy.
EX2 -
Person 1: Why the f*ck is my camera on? I didn't open the camera app!
Person 2: I heard that you broke up with your psycho boyfriend/girlfriend yesterday, your phone might be a SpyPhone now.
Person 1: I am hoping no one figures out I bought that weed on the dark web.
Person 2: Your phone may be the next candidate to become a SpyPhone, buddy.
EX2 -
Person 1: Why the f*ck is my camera on? I didn't open the camera app!
Person 2: I heard that you broke up with your psycho boyfriend/girlfriend yesterday, your phone might be a SpyPhone now.
by lordcg January 27, 2018
A phrase said by people in hopes to shut you up about asking them when something will happen. 99% of the time, the anticipated event doesn't happen in 5 minutes. It often doesn't even happen in 15 minutes.
At 3:10 PM
Person 1: When the hell are you getting here? This was scheduled for 3:00 PM!
Person 2: In 5 minutes.
Person 1: OK.
***20 minutes later***
Person 1: It's been way more than 5 minutes, what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: hold on! Why are you so impatient?
Person 1: Because you told me you'd be here in 5 minutes!
Person 1: When the hell are you getting here? This was scheduled for 3:00 PM!
Person 2: In 5 minutes.
Person 1: OK.
***20 minutes later***
Person 1: It's been way more than 5 minutes, what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: hold on! Why are you so impatient?
Person 1: Because you told me you'd be here in 5 minutes!
by lordcg January 8, 2018