Spurthi

a lovely, talented girl/ woman who laughs alot, claps ALOT, and has a wondeful sense of humor that you have to accept. She has features that make you tingle and scares people with knives if angry. WE ALL LOVE HER

Spurthi is so funnnnay

by alice onealxx March 18, 2009

Spurting Goods

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.

Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018

Spurtious

An event that is outside the norm, to the extent that it might be forged.

Thye results that we are seeing on Google are spurtious

by shewords February 9, 2010

Bum Spurting Limit (BSL)

The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'

"quick! hand me a sandwich bag! i've reached my Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) "

by Hakjab January 30, 2008

Spurphie

A person who emanates vibes of sexiness so strong that even metal detectors, radios, and weather sensitive people somehow pick them up.

Hot diggity, a Spurphie storm's a-comin'! I can feel it in my bones.

by BoomBoomPowIronman May 31, 2010

spurtin

Spurtin Verb
The trademark of a happy and healthy employee.

“Careful, I’m spurtin’”
-charlie slimecicle

by Charlie Slimecicle August 14, 2023

Smurthism

The religion of the blue smurf cat, also known as the smurf cat.

You should convert to smurthism!

by andriemc September 24, 2023