Spurtains

Smelly and listens to Dying Foetus

Spurtains is man that jizz's on the curtains and spews on the periphery of the toilet

by jhytfi765o8tg May 28, 2011

harlem spartans

a gang in kennington, south london. very good at making music. shoutout mizzormac

wasteman - "who you repping fam"
real nigga - "harlem spartans fam, ill dip you moist yute"

by gang gang alla dat February 6, 2017

Meet The Spartans

One of the most ridiculous movies ever made.

Brandon: Did you see Meet The Spartans yet?
Jessica: Yeah, it was 98 minutes of pure torture.

by I'mAnonymous February 2, 2008

Squirtains

When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.

"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"

by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018

for shurtain

50% of for sure and or 50% for certain

worthy of confidence, reliabilty

made by 2 sophmores @ DV(Glendale) during chemistry honors class!

Could be said with a rapper's slang.

Made by 2 kids Justin B. n Jeff A.

Is he really doing dat to that guy?
"For Shurtain"

by FIlipino Jeff August 27, 2009

The Spartans

The people from the country of Sparta; a bad-ass bunch of soldiers who lived many centuries ago and were trained from birth to be soldiers. the lived, breathed, ate, and drank soldier. In the battle of Thermopylae, during the Greece-Persian war, about 300 Spartans held a hill against a large force of Persian troops, about 20,000.

The Spartans are bitchin' warriors

by The Coolest Cat January 12, 2006

Smurtain

Curtain like fabric to block the view of sex from the general public..

He hung a smurtain so the public would no see them having sex through they're bedroom window..

by Mikekenn November 13, 2011