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PUNCHKIN 

When a girl is giving a guy a really good blow job, and after a few minutes into it she stops and punches him as hard as she can in the balls.
Or...
Tell a guy you want to give him a blow job, after he pulls down his pants wait a few seconds and give him a SUPER punch to the balls.
My boyfriend wouldn't stop playing video games so I gave him a punchkin.
PUNCHKIN by Gina M. October 9, 2006

Punchkin 

A small annoying dog, often of the chiwawa breed or similar. Essentially suming up the regular definition in Dog form as in something a wife or girlfriend would buy to metaphorically punch the husband/boyfriend in the balls on a daily basis.
Guy walking a chiwawa down the street, "haha look at that punchkin"
Punchkin by Anothermanscorned July 10, 2011

punching above his weight 

A pig ugly bloke going out with a hottie, or raggy looking woman going out with a handsome gent.
Geez, that porker Bradford is punching above his weight going out with that glamour Shirley. Yeah but she is a slag so looks are all that count right?

fuck punching 

Tom: I got laid last night with Julie
Bill: OMG HOW SHES SOOOOOO OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
Tom:I don't know either. It was so good though when i started fuck punching her
fuck punching by TheHunterOfPussy December 15, 2016

Empty Punching Bag

An extremely loose vagina.
Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

Human Punching Bag 

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.
"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil
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