Spuken 

the german word for ejaculation or cum

"i got a load full of spuken in my eye"

Spuken by SergioHammy April 16, 2015

spoken salami 

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

spoken salami by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

Spunkenzwunk 

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).

(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!

Spunkenzwunk by t-nu September 17, 2007

spoken for 

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.

"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"

spoken for by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

I have spoken! 

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue

You're an idiot.

How the fu-

I HAVE SPOKEN!

I have spoken! by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009

soft-spoken 

adjective
1.
(of persons) speaking with a soft or gentle voice; mild.
2.
(of words) softly or mildly spoken; persuasive.

While she looked rough, she was soft-spoken and kind and freely shared the details of her life under the El.

Tall, lanky, and soft-spoken, he could be cast in an updated version of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

soft-spoken by DSEdefining July 11, 2015

spuckenwhucker 

A person proficient at spucking
see also spuck

Only when you can spuck a helicopter, or bounce a chewy on command are you a true spuckenwhucker

spuckenwhucker by budgieramone January 15, 2004