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spoken salami 

Very old and moldy salami
Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.
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Spunkenzwunk 

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).
(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!
Spunkenzwunk by t-nu September 17, 2007

spoken for 

One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
spoken for by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

I have spoken! 

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue
You're an idiot.

How the fu-

I HAVE SPOKEN!
I have spoken! by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009

soft-spoken 

adjective
1.
(of persons) speaking with a soft or gentle voice; mild.
2.
(of words) softly or mildly spoken; persuasive.
While she looked rough, she was soft-spoken and kind and freely shared the details of her life under the El.

Tall, lanky, and soft-spoken, he could be cast in an updated version of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
soft-spoken by DSEdefining July 11, 2015

spuckenwhucker 

A person proficient at spucking
see also spuck
Only when you can spuck a helicopter, or bounce a chewy on command are you a true spuckenwhucker
spuckenwhucker by budgieramone January 15, 2004
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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