Spudmaster

Spud - A particularly inneffective person or thing.

Spudmaster- A person or object of the next level of uselessness, they or said object may only be the greatest spud.

“Hey spudmaster wants to talk to you in his office.”

by Aircorps June 21, 2018

Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

spedmaster

someone who makes stupid mistakes or acts like they have half a brain on occasion, though is generally an intelligent person.

formed from an abbreviation of SPecial EDucation and the word MASTER to clarify just how extreme of a sped that person is.

me: 'i got in the shower last night, and it was really foggy, even though the water wasn't very hot.... it took me like 30 seconds to realize that i was still wearing my glasses. >_>'

friend: 'haha, spedmaster moment of the day!'

by longingforalollipop September 16, 2010

spammaster 3000

another name for a weapon usually in fps which refers to a weapon which just spams out bullets such as a machine gun or shotgun.

u n00b stop using the spammaster 3000 and get some skillz

by Sgt.Mou October 27, 2005

spazmaster supreme

Spazmaster supreme is the other guy in Colorado,who is the chief advisor to King Spazoid ,and source of sacred knowledge.

"The king always checks with Spazmaster Supreme before making any important decision, that is standard operating procedure."

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008

spud master

A teacher who is really cool but in all honesty is a complete moron.

You know Mr. Bowler? He's totally a spud master.

by StaleBiscuit June 20, 2016

Spumalter

Is a term used to describe the unpredictable weather conditions of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It implies that the city can experience "All four seasons in one day" at any time of the year. The word encompasses all four seasons into one word ( SPring, sUMmer, fALl, and winTER).

"The Spumalter season runs from early January to late December".

"Better take your toque and sunscreen to work today, feels like another Spumalter day".

"In Calgary, Spumalter requires one to carry an unbrella, and possibly winter gloves, in the months of June and July".

by T-Bone80 July 13, 2009