Definitions by StaleBiscuit

Ponk

Ponk is the action of pressing on your steering wheel to honk. Honk is the result, ponk is the action.

"You gotta ponk to make a honk"

Ponk by StaleBiscuit September 4, 2025

spud master 

A teacher who is really cool but in all honesty is a complete moron.

You know Mr. Bowler? He's totally a spud master.

spud master by StaleBiscuit June 20, 2016

Not Basic 

When your better than everyone else.

Our Highschool is "Not Basic"

Not Basic by StaleBiscuit November 8, 2015