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Springer/Sprung 

Slang for an erection.

See "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot.
Example of Springer/sprung

Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.

When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.
Springer/Sprung by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020
Words you can keep

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!
"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.
connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

Jerry Springer 

Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.

Born: Gerald Norman Springer

February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer

Chicago, Illinois,

U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic

Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)

Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer

Talk show host

Judge

Lawyer
Politican

Known for:
Jerry Springer show

America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio

Website: www.jerryspringer.com
If you stayed home from middle school

Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show

While at home off from school .

If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to

People age 14 and up .
Jerry Springer by Blu_leef April 27, 2023

jerry springer 

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court
Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show
" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"
jerry springer shit by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

Jerry Springer Show 

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever
Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY

springer gut 

It's when your stomach bulges out so far that you pretend that you are having a baby and want to go on the Jerry Springer show.
Imel says "Lets go outside dude," while showing his springer gut.
springer gut by Barry Levit January 3, 2004
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