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a british (?) way to say speak
no need to spout profanities, this is a civil conversation.
spout by omwjoon March 10, 2023

Spout Peeler 

Someone suffering severe sexual frustration. To ascertain if someone is affected, give them a bottle of beer. If suspect peels the label off the neck of the beer bottle, they are sexually frustrated. Fuck them if necesarry/possible to cure. Purchasing hookers for the individual may also relieve symptoms. Condoms are advised.
I had a beer with Liam last night and realised he's a spout peeler!
Spout Peeler by shornballs September 8, 2007

cunt spout 

Individual that behaves in a rude or crass manner. Frequently uses offensive language
Brian kept interrupting my speech with racial slurs. He is such a cunt spout.
cunt spout by MobileInfantry February 2, 2015

The reverse whale spout 

When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.
Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!

fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"
...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.
fo shizz up the spout by D.J. III February 1, 2008

up the spout 

Pregnant. Scottish slang. Used in the best movie ever made, Juno.
This is not a food baby. I've taken like three pregnancy tests and I am fo' shizz up the spout.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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