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spongible 

A person who has no particular skill or specialist knowledge, but who is regarded as capable of doing reasonably well across a range of responsibilities; and whose principal value to a business is an ability to absorb new information quickly. Often working in financial services, a spongible person will never set the market alight, but is ideal for fighting fires.
Banker 1: Tyson has lost the bank millions, we need to appoint someone who can quickly grasp the issues but won't be missed in his current job and won't go after mine.

Banker 2: Use Will: he's spongible.
spongible by RammyT July 6, 2012

sportable 

a person worth being seen in public with
she is hittable but is she sportable
sportable by alein1234 December 19, 2007

Snottible 

adj. A contraction of snotty and horrible. A person who is snotty and horrible or horribly snotty.
A: Can you believe that kid? He spilled coke all over me and didn't even apologize.
B: What a snottible little brat.
Snottible by Arthur C. Killing June 13, 2010

irre-fucking-sponsible 

when someone is so fucking irresponsible that they become irre-fucking-sponsible.
Their drunk driving is irre-fucking-sponsible.

Sporrible 

Something so horrible, the only thing you can think of is how EA screws everything up.
What EA did to the game 'Spore' was sporrible.
Sporrible by 4351quack June 26, 2009

spotable 

The dog in front of you is spotable.
spotable by somtom June 12, 2013