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slothsexual 

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops
slothsexual by happy tortoise January 26, 2016

Sootsexual 

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.
Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.
Sootsexual by Samxboo April 2, 2022

Scomosexual 

A person who is a fan or groupie of Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison.
"Yeah mate, I hear the guy's a real Scomosexual".
Scomosexual by Yellow Devil March 18, 2019

scoutsexual

A person attracted to only one other person. The person they are attracted to may be any gender. Specifically pertaining to those who stayed with their significant other when they discovered their gender identity.
So she is a he now? Does that mean you're gay?

No, I'm just in a gay relationship. I'm still bisexual. But I'm only interested in him. I guess you could say I'm scoutsexual.

Scoobsexual 

A person who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to talking canines such as Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, or Marmaduke.
Person 1: I'm coming out as scoobsexual, and I'm not a mistake.
Person 2: understandable. I'd like to tear up Marmaduke's ass tenderly as well, mah boi.
Scoobsexual by Memes4thesoul April 18, 2018

Spotsexual 

someone who gets turned on by beautiful skate spots
When I went skateboarding in San Fran I was very aroused because I am spotsexual
Spotsexual by betamalehawk July 12, 2023