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The pen name of Bill Simmons, a regular columnist in the Page 2 section of ESPN: the Magazine and also the network's website. Simmons is a die-hard Boston fan of every sport and now feels his life is complete since the Red Sox won a World Series in his lifetime.

You can find the Sports Guy on Page 2., which is probably more like Page 8, but that's how they named the section of the magazine.

sports guy by drunkengoat April 11, 2005

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sports guy

A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!

Sports guy is a fucking loser!

sports guy by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003

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a total fuckin idiot

Dude! This is a fuckin 4th of July picnic softball game! This ain't the fuckin World Series! Calm the fuck down, dude!

sports guy by Da Nastee One May 6, 2004

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a stoopid fuck who thinks hes tiger woods at golf or michael jordan at basketball or fuckin ty cobb at baseball

that fuckin looser is deluded bro

sports guy by Paul Thundergod May 6, 2004

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sports guy

A man in his mid-20's to late-30's who believes that he could play pro sports even though he got no skills! Consequently, plays a pick-up game of flag football as if it was the friggin' Superbowl and usually ends up injured.

Dude, I could totally be playin' in the NFL righ now if my high school football coach didn't hate me. The guy new I was the best running back in the league and he resented me. That's why I never got any game time.

sports guy by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004

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sports guy

"Sports Guy" thinks that he is a great athlete in his chosen sport. For example, he plays every pick-up basketball game as if it was the NBA playoffs. The reality is that he got no game!

Listen, loser, this is a company softball game, not the World Series. Of course we want to win, but in the grand scheme of things THIS GAME DOES NOT MATTER! Don't give yourself a heart attack worrying about it. And anyway, my 82-year-old grandmother got a better batting average than you, loser!

sports guy by Super Guy March 23, 2004

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a guy who likes sports

there are four seasons: football, baseball, hockey & basketball

WAR MARCH MADNESS!

sports guy by Nasty Nate May 7, 2004

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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