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Sports bar 

"Sports bar" is a synonym for "jackass consolidation area". Usually features wood panelling, several large televisions, and food that will get you setup with a case of heart disease by 28.
I saw a bunch of white hats frat bros down at Spanky's sports bar hooting to the latest televised NFL macho circle jerk.
Sports bar by MTMofo April 15, 2015
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Sports Bar 

Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
Person 1 )I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!
Person 2 ) Yeah lets go to D.D. Peckers...

Person 1 ) C'mon man .... That's not a Sports Bar but the Wings are good !
Person 2 ) Ok. Ok .... Lets go to Carolina Ale House Instead.

Person 1 ) NOW you're talking .. Lets go!
Sports Bar by LicorShot January 3, 2014

Sports Bar 

Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!
Sports Bar by LicorShot January 3, 2014

Barstool Sports 

An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, it’s essentially just the same type of cancer you’d see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but they’re really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like “Saturdays are for the boys” and other suicide inducing terms along those lines.
I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.

Barstool Sports 

Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.
"Dear El Pres,

How can i be just like you?

-Dan Shaughnessy"

-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"

-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"

Barstool Sports 

The greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. Made by our lord and savior Dave Portnoy.
“Does anyone know what Barstool Sports is?”
“It’s the greatest Company to ever exist. It’s basically the internet.”

Barstool Sports 

A website/blog for sport loving pinky dicks.

Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.

Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.

The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.

Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.

Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.
Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius.
Barstool Sports by Lig Na Baste September 8, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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