Sporran

A hairy man purse used to hold valuables when wearing a Kilt. Often use to give the young maiden a Sporran slap. (Sporran slapped across the face). Most commonly found on Scottish men or across the face of females.

He was dealing with a very mouthy Amy, so he promptly Sporran slapped her into submission.

by Hellraiser011 April 29, 2011

Clump Sporran

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

Sporran Basher

Used to describe an unusually agressive lesbian, not specifically one of Jock heritage.

Girl tells guy to get lost at the bar after guy delivers a shite chat up line. Guy returns to his friends explaining his unsuccessful attempt by stating "Obviously a sporran basher!"

by Nicky J Liverpool February 25, 2009

Cock Sporran

A very hairy Ball sack similar to the Scottish Sporran that is worm with a Kilt

Look at me Hairy Cock Sporran Jimmy!

by dirtydom July 7, 2010

skin sporran

Another affectionate term for the scrotum, this time from North of the border in Scotland.

"Och ma boggle. Ahm kippin ma wee bowlocks seef in mah skin sporran ready for Morag to play wi'." (Traditional Scottish Saying)

by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2005

sporran

British slang: a pint of beer usually real ale

"Fancy going to the pub for a sporran at lunchtime Timothy?"

by NBAY August 15, 2006