Spoonist 

Person who was born with, or was handed a silver spoon. A spoonist uses their given silver spoon where necessary for 'survival', however more regularly portrays themselves as a commoner to become more likable and socially acceptable. They do not realize that most people see through the spoonist motive.

Mitt Romney and most political leaders in or out of office are spoonists. Also professional athletes who honed their spoon at the private golf, tennis or polo club. On a day when a spoonist has financial success, along with that success comes a great story of hardship and what a long road it has been. The spoonist expects all to believe they grew up on a dirt road, in a shack with dirt floors with little food and shared the orts with many siblings and adopted neighbors. Any elitist who constantly and unsuccessfully attempts to relate to those with lesser means, touting their tough roots.

Spoonist by woody ithaca October 24, 2012

Spoonist 

Someone who practices {Spoonism}

That guy is so cool! He must be a Spoonist!

Spoonist by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

spoonism 

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.

person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better

spoonism by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019

Spoonster

A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.

Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"

Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"

Spoonster by reaybe January 30, 2014

Spoonish 

n. A person or thing which acts silly or or which makes silly mistake. a spoon

You are very spoonish/you are spoon

Spoonish by Beltysquidgehowler June 23, 2018

Spoonitism 

A made-up condition in which a human believes they are a spoon.

That's a horrific case of spoonitism

Spoonitism by Dr Retard September 26, 2005

Spoonism 

The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.

Spoonism is so much better then Shenism

Spoonism by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018