spoonism 

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.

person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better

spoonism by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019

Spoonism 

The religion of the future! {Spoonists} praise {Mr. Spoonhower} and only use spoons when they eat (occasionally sporks). You can typically see a Spoonist chanting "ALL HEIL SPOON" Spoonists despise {Shenists}.

Spoonism is so much better then Shenism

Spoonism by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018

spoonism 

When two person orders the same thing and only one person gets a spoon

E.g Two friends orders a yoghurt and only one person get given a special spoon and the other dont. We call that spoonism, similar terms like racism, sexism.

spoonism by Spoonstarrrr December 22, 2013

Spoonism 

a cult worshipping the all knowing and all powerful mr. spoonhower.

and or
the act of worshipping mr. spoonhower.

all hail the all knowing spoons.

all hail spoonism

Spoonism by marblesart October 21, 2018

Spoonism 

1. n. Of or relating to The Spooners, a cult like group of people from around the world, primarily the US, Denmark, Australia, and England.

ant. spork

That is such a spoonism!

Spoonism by Amelia Marie July 16, 2008

Spoonism 

Spoonism Is A Religion Surrounding Reflection

Hey did you hear that Bobby joined Spoonism?

Spoonism by Dead guy in a ditch April 2, 2021

Act of Spoonism

1. An act of pure stupidity. Derived from the word spoon. One who carries out many Acts of Spoonism on a daily basis may be described as a spoon by their peers.
2. When someone carries out an act of discriminatory behavior known as spoonism.

E.g. Amelia: did you see me trip in Mr Somiyegi's class? It was so embarrassing.

Olivia: ah yes, some might say it was an Act of Spoonism.

Act of Spoonism by Henge November 5, 2019