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Reverse Smokology 

When you try to study but your brain won't kick into gear, so you decide to smoke a bowl to see if it will trick your brain into working.
"God damn it! I've taken 3 caffeine pills (or ritalin or adderall) and I still can't study! Pack the bong, I have to try reverse smokology for this one."
Reverse Smokology by Valtastic October 7, 2009

Spookologics 

The study of spookologicality, and the ways in which being both a spook, as well as spooky causes certain persons to become spookological.
Spookologics 101: Tom is spookological.
Spookologics by A-List September 11, 2007

Spoonology 

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
Spoonology by #Spoonology July 23, 2015

spoonology 

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.
Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.
spoonology by Faceminion October 1, 2008

Snackology 

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Snackology:

The study of a small amount of food eaten between meals; the study of a light meal that is eaten in a hurry or in a casual manner; the study of eating a snack.
Who doesn’t love when the extensive R&D behind snackology has a direct correlation to the evolution of mankind, some naysayers may tout the workings of synchronicity but we all know: He-ith who snack-iths next levels to the nth level.
Snackology by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Snarkology 101

1. Introduction to the study of the phenomenon of Snark and it's impact on modern society.

2. The study of all things snarky
1. "Sorry Father Flannigan, I couldn't make it to mass on Sunday because I had to finish up my paper on Snarkology 101."

2. Poor Bess awoke one morning only to realize that her mind had become obsessed with the unrelenting need to comprehend the prickly underbelly of a life gone snarky.