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The study of the art of "Seinfeld".
When you study seinology you can find out what the true meaning of phrases like "Hipster Dufus".
Seinology by D-Dizzle December 12, 2006

Spentology 

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent
Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"
Spentology by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

Spoonology 

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
Spoonology by #Spoonology July 23, 2015

sexnology 

the term for the use of technology to facilitate sexual pleasure such as mp3 player sex toy attachments.
"I don't need a boyfriend. I've got a vibrator that plugs in to my iPhone. I love sexnology!"
sexnology by jeatags June 16, 2009

spoonology 

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.
Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.
spoonology by Faceminion October 1, 2008

speakology 

Wow that girl must have a doctorate in speakology!
speakology by GavinZac January 13, 2008