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Specnology by Girks April 8, 2009
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Specnology • sexnology • spermology • spoonology • Seinology • spaceology • speakology • Spentology • spinology • mass spectrology
Spentology
The dedicated study of:
a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.
b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory
c) Spent
a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.
b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory
c) Spent
Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"
Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"
Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"
Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"
Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"
Spentology by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008
Spoonology
Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.
distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.
Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.
It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.
Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.
It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
Spoonology by #Spoonology July 23, 2015
sexnology
the term for the use of technology to facilitate sexual pleasure such as mp3 player sex toy attachments.
spoonology
spoonology by Faceminion October 1, 2008
speakology
speakology by GavinZac January 13, 2008
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